After a long absence, the Octoverride is back, though I can't promise it won't be nothing but wall-to-wall schlock this year.
1969
brought us today's piece of European Horror Schlock. Fangs
of the Living Dead AKA Malenka AKA Malenka,
the Vampire's Niece AKA Malenka:
La Nipote del Vampiro AKA Malenka:
la Sobrina del Vampiro AKA The
Vampire Girl.
Yeah.
This one's going to have SPOILERS because there's not much else to discuss.
It
was an Italian-Spanish co-production that tapped into the
then-popular horror plot of “Young(ish) person inherits an old,
spooky castle in a town of weirdos and travels there, encountering
HORRORS” much like in Horror Rises From the Tomb.
Here,
we are introduced to Sylvia Morel, played by Swedish model and
actress Anita Ekberg. Sylvia has no job or background to really speak
of, but she receives a letter from an uncle that she's inherited the
family estate in Walbrooke (which is in some vaguely Carpathain
region). She decides to go there and fill out the necessary paperwork
two weeks before her wedding to Dr. Piero Luciani (played by Gianni
Medici as “John Hamilton”). He's not thrilled about the idea, but
their mutual friend and incredibly Italian comic relief sidekick Max
(César Benet as
“Guy Roberts”) sees no harm in it.
Sylvia
arrives in Walbrooke, stops for a drink in a local tavern run by
sisters Bertha (Diana Lorys) and Freya (the strong-jawed Rosanna
Yanni, who was also a producer of the film). We get hints that Bertha
is ill with anemia before the Count's coachman and goon, Vladis
(Fernando Bilbao) arrives to drive her to the castle.
At
the Castle, Sylvia learns that her uncle, the Count Walbrooke (Julián
Ugarte), is a weird recluse with perfect hair and an obsession with
Sylvia's grandmother Malenka, who looked just like Sylvia and was
played by Ekberg in an overly long flashback sequence. Sylvia also
meets Blinka (Adriana Ambesi as “Audrey Ambert”), who lives in
the castle, dresses in lingerie, and gives off a rapey vibe when she
tries to sweet talk Sylvia into leaving her room. The Count drags
Blinka out of Sylvia's room and starts whipping her in the dungeon,
where its revealed to Sylvia that Blinka is a vampire. And so is the
Count.
The
Count wants Sylvia to call off the wedding because “Something
Something Family Curse,” and he starts manipulating her to try and
turn her into a vampire.
Piero
& Max arrive to find out what's going on and they speak with
the innkeepers. Bertha is in some kind of relationship with the Count
and dies the next day from bite wounds. She rises from the grave, and
it all comes down to a climactic showdown in the castle's dungeon
where the Count chains a shirtless Piero to a cross and explains that
he's trying to drive Sylvia into thinking she's a vampire so she can
be declared insane and the Count can then claim the inheritance. Then
Blinka and Bertha get into a catfight, which buys Sylvia (who had
been pretending to be under the Count's power) enough time to free
Piero, who then does the unheroic thing of stabbing the Count with a
flaming torch, which then prompts the Count to age rapidly into a
papier-mâché skeleton, which then burns up in a pretty decent
scene.
Its
my understanding that there are two endings to the film. The first,
follows the “hoax” plot to its conclusion, and the shorter one
for American audiences, which features the burning vampire skeleton.
Not having seen the first ending, I still prefer the idea of vampires
trying to run an inheritance fraud scheme, mainly because its more
original. “Supernatural Goings-On Were All A Hoax To Drive Someone
Insane For Money” is a much more cliché plot twist than people realize.
So
what's good about it? Honestly, not a whole lot. There are some
fantastic and atmospheric shots, usually in the castle crypt, and the
twist of “inheritance fraud vampires” is wonderfully goofy. Other
than that, the movie is ill-paced with frequently bad acting,
especially during reactions to scares. The biggest star of the film,
Anita Ekberg, was a major beauty icon in the 50s and early 60s, even
having a major role in Fellini's La
Dolce Vita,
but there's little allure in a middle-aged sex symbol playing a
character that feels written like they're in their early twenties.
Not
recommended.
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