I wasn't planning on going on another
tear against Star Wars
NuCanon, but I think I figured out what bothered me the most about
The Force Awakens.
Its
not the uninspired soft reboot of A New Hope.
Its not the
emotionless impact of major, even world-destroying, events or the
abysmally small sense of scale of the film.
Its not even Rey's
lack of character development and Mary Sue red flags.
Its the fact that
it reduces the heroes of the original trilogy to failures in order to
prop itself up.
Lando Calrissian
goes from shady gambler to respectable business man to
baron-administrator to treacherous coward to redemption seeking
friend to noble general willing to risk his life for a greater cause.
In old Canon he somewhat retires from his military rank to pursue
grand financial adventures, but retains close ties to the New
Republic. (Yes, I'll be using examples from Legends continuity, deal
with it). He's nowhere to be seen in TFA, presumably off doing
low-level gambling stuff and business ventures again.
Leia Organa goes
from a driven diplomat, senator, warrior and leader, royalty times
two: first to Alderaan and to Naboo (as goofy as its executive branch
may be). She's a crack shot and a sharp wit who never gives up and
would become instrumental in the formation of the New Republic. In
Legends she became a mother of three powerful Jedi (hey, Jacen was an
adult when he fell to the Dark Side) and was able to successfully
juggle between spending time with them and with her duties as Chief
of State of the New Republic, and having galaxy-spanning adventures
AND training in the use of the Force and got her own lightsaber.
Here? She's in
charge of a rag-tag military front called “The Resistance” using
cast-off military hardware to not look like a New Republic operation.
She's reduced to a crackpot former Senator trying to warn people Ron
Paul style about how the Empire wasn't really finished yet, and yet
her Resistance is unable to prevent a massive terrorist attack that
destroys the solar system that the New Republic government is in.
“But she's a General now! That's so much more badass than a
Princess!” A) That's debatable, especially since by rights she
should be a Queen and B) She failed to steer the New Republic in a
better direction and she failed to protect it from an outside threat.
Her life's work, the Alliance to Restore the Republic? Failure.
Luke Skywalker goes
from a wide-eyed farm boy and bush pilot to military officer to brash
Jedi trainee to moody mystic to becoming the big damn hero of the
galaxy through his ability to forgive the sins of his father. From
there he continues in a military capacity for a while before
rediscovering Jedi documents and re-opening the Academy and training
a new generation of Jedi Knights. He eventually finds love and starts
his own family. Sure there were some bumps along the way, but the New
Jedi Order endured as a shining beacon of light in a violent galaxy.
NuCanon? Less than
thirty years after the destruction of the second Death Star, one of
his own students turned on the academy and wiped out the next
generation of Jedi. In response, Luke goes off into seclusion,
abandoning his friends, family, even droids after a single disaster.
This is the man who stared down the Emperor and refused to kill him.
This is the man who clung to the bottom of a floating city after
having his worldview shattered by the revelation that his nemesis was
his father. This is a hero of supreme willpower and perseverance who
goes into hiding because wannabe Darth Vader and his Ginyu Force
killed his students. His life's work, bringing balance to the Force
and restoring the Jedi Knights? Nothing but ashes.
Han Solo probably
gets the worst of it (if only because Luke has a grand total of seven
seconds on-screen in TFA). He starts as a smuggler, gambler and rogue
for hire. Courting danger and the next payday he looks out for
himself and Chewbacca because that he has. Then he runs into a crazy
old mystic and his apprentice, then a space princess, and then
discovers something greater than just getting paid. He discovers
friendship, loyalty, love. Good people worth fighting for. A woman
worth sacrificing himself to risky carbon freezing for. An evil
government worth overthrowing. Out of all the original trilogy
characters, Han's easily the most likable thanks to Harrison Ford's
raw charisma, but also because he has the strongest character growth
out of anyone. There's never any doubt that Luke or Leia will
succeed, but Han's always got that cloud of potential failure over
him. In Legends, he stays a general longer than Luke. He's still
running off on crazy adventures, only this time he's doing it for the
New Republic and for his wife, the Chief of State. He's a loving
father of three kids. All while still managing to step on the toes of
authority whenever he can and rubbing elbows with his old smuggling
buddies. He's reached a fulfillment to his life that he never thought
possible.
NuCanon has Han
regressing back to being a lowlife smuggler bumming around the galaxy
as a deadbeat dad. Then he picks up some dumb young kids and gets
caught up in their adventure, awakening his long-dormant heroism. He
tries to pass some knowledge on, and then gets killed by the son he
very obviously never connected with. An Everyman hero without Space
Magic getting by on his wits and courage losing every good thing he
ever attained (including the Falcon) before one last gasp at
heroism and a pathetic death at the hands of his own failure of a
son. His failure is the most depressing of all because its the most
complete.
I'm sure there's
something to be said about cultural mores and so on in regards to the
difference between what the Expanded Universe did with the characters
in the 90s-00s compared to now. There's also something to be said
about how everybody wants to write about a plucky group of rebels
overthrowing an evil government to replace it with a good government,
but nobody ever seems to write about a plucky group of heroes
fighting against incredible odds to protect the good government that
the previous rebels installed.
This piece is
already long enough, so I'll leave you with this: look at the last
shot of Return of the Jedi. Now think about everything that
these characters have achieved amounting to nothing.
Leaves a bad taste,
doesn't it?
Yeah.
On the bright side,
at least they didn't drop a moon on Chewie this time around.