The
Crimson Pirate is a 1952 swashbuckler from
director Robert Siodmak and starring Burt Lancaster. Siodmak was one
of many German directors who fled the Nazis in the 1930s and made a
name for himself as an excellent thriller director. Lancaster had
come up from a circus acrobat
background and only started acting after WWII.
The
plot revolves around pirate captain Vallo (Lancaster) a freewheeling
corsair with a fondness for red clothing who cleverly captures a ship
carrying Baron
José Gruda (Leslie Bradley), a highly placed member of
the King's court (The king is never named, nor is the kingdom, but
most of the named characters imply Spanish descent, even if everybody
speaks with English or Transatlantic accents.) Gruda cuts a deal with
Vallo. The pirate will be handsomely paid if he can capture rebel
leader El Libre.
Naturally,
things don't go as planned and Vallo and his First Mate Ojo (Nick
Cravat) get caught up in mutiny, chase sequences, a beautiful rebel
woman named Consuelo (Eva Bartok) whom Vallo falls in love with, and
an eccentric professor, Elihu Prudence (James Hayter). All of that adds up the ADVENTURE. Its also got a
young Christopher Lee in a minor role as one of the King's officers.
There's
a lot to recommend about this movie. The Mediterranean locations
standing in for the Caribbean look great in Technicolor and the
action moves at an incredible clip that is sadly missing from most
modern action films. There aren't a lot of swordfights in the film
and the stunt choreography goes for physical running, jumping,
climbing, tumbling and so on. More people get hit with belaying pins
(size: S, type: Bludgeoning, 1d3 damage) than swords.* For an example of
the kind of gags in this, there's a pirate with a peg leg who gets
stuck during a fight, gets one of the King's men to help get it free,
clobbers the guy, and in his glee, he immediately gets stuck again.
Its an old gag, but damn if it isn't executed well.
It
helps that even pushing 40, Lancaster was in phenomenal physical
shape and his best friend and fellow circus veteran Nick Cravat had
an incredible sense of timing for physical comedy and was equally as
fit. Cravat is great in this, and doesn't speak a single line.
Apparently his Brooklyn accent was too strong to make sense in a 17th
Century Pirate Adventure, so he acts as a kind of Teller for
Lancaster's commanding Penn. The two made nine films together.
Looking
up the film, the original screenplay was a serious pirate movie by
Waldo Salt, who was on the Hollywood blacklist for, well, being an
actual member of the American Communist Party. Robert Siodmak (who
was the brother of The Wolf Man screenwriter Curt Siodmak.
Robert was the better director of the two.) apparently turned it into
an all-ages comedy adventure. Though there's a bit more going on
under the hood. Lancaster, a proud leftist, included
anti-authoritarian themes and even the “Crimson Pirate” himself
is a kind of nod to the Red Scare of the era.
So
technically, yes, it IS liberal message fiction, but it happens to
well handled because none of those little nods get in the way of the
universal themes of heroism, freedom, honor and love that the movie
is filled to the brim with.
Its
remarkable how amenable audiences can be to your ideas when you don't
ram them down their throats.
The
Crimson Pirate
is unabashedly light, airy fun. Its a bit sillier than, say, Errol Flynn's pirate masterpieces, and a bit more simplistic, but its a
straightforward tale of love and redemption and freedom. What's not
to like about that?
Absolutely
recommended.
*I always wondered what the hell belaying pins were in my old AD&D Arms & Equipment Guide and why they merited inclusion among legitimate weapons. Now I'm pretty sure it was movies like this.
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